"Westlake is a card with characters, and he flashes that talent to terrific effect here."

--Marilyn Stasio, New York Times Book Review

"Very funny. Admirably plotted."

--Philadelphia Inquirer

"cately plotted Its crisp writing keeps you moving A delighfful addition to the long-running Dortmunder saga."

--USA Today

"I’m a robber, not a grave robber," John Dortmunder says. So why is he knee-deep in dirt in a Long Island cemetery? It all started when Andy Kelp went into cyberspace and surfed his way into the clutches of master manipulator Fitzroy Guilderpost, who, working with a Las Vegas showgirl named Little Feather Redcorn, had the perfect idea for the perfect crime. For Dortmunder and his gang, the first step is to steal a dead Indian from his grave. The next step is to figure out just where Guilderpost is going with this plan, and what’s really in it for them. After that, it’s every crook for himself, as John Dortmunder and his cutting-edge crew of criminals give new meaning to the term "repeat offender"--and find themselves whistling through a graveyard of their own...

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30